Jagazaar's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[$500,000,000.oo]

What a swell little flash.

I like stuff like this. All of the animation was frame-by-frame as far as I could tell, which shows that you actually put some effort into making this looping movie. The music was rather pleasant, adding a cheerful effect to the flash, and quite catchy too. Overall, a simple, pointlessly nice-natured little flash that made my day a bit brighter. Nice work!

Ying-yong responds:

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Thanks.

[Jetto Ninjin]

Hahaha, yessss

Wow, that was truly epic, indeed. I knew you all were working hard on this collab and was sure it'd be swell, but the end result was even better than I expected. Top-notch animation, plenty of hilarious random humour, and a pretty awesome song all blended in well to make this a truly enjoyable flash. Great work everyone, and congrats on the Daily Feature!

*5'd/10'd/fav'd 30% extra damage triple hit combo!!!!11*

Starberry responds:

mega combo attack flurry attack power strike

[Newer Numa]

Ahahaha!

5'd and 10'd, yo.

[The Death of Dailytoons]

R.I.P. The_Star_Syndicate ='(

No matter what anybody says, no matter how many retards flame you guys and call you worthless spam artists, the fact remains that you were by far the best Flash group on Newgrounds. I loved all of your work, both 'proper' and deliberately bad. I'm sorry that things had to end this way, it always sucks when good friends are torn apart like this.

Best of luck to all of you in your future endeavours, I'll always remain a fan of what you used to be.

[R.I.P. Star Syndicate]

Lies! How dare you insult F00D!

Fat_Badger is the real enemy.

FatBadger responds:

what are those penis pumps that make your dick longer called? Are they just called penis pumps? Tellll meeeee!

>:(

[helo,,,]

Come on and SLAM, if ya wanna JAM

We've got a real jam going down.......

[<3 Zekey Collab]

Mmmmmm yessszz

Approve of this collab, I do indeed.

[Intelligent Critique]

A great response to a pathetic review

Hahaha, that review in itself is great. Your 'interpretation' was bizarre, to say the least, but indeed well-executed. Even your dramatic reading of his idiotic words would've made this a worthwhile flash, but then you had to go and add a bunch of well-made random, warped yet strangely appropriate flash drawings to go with it. Nice going dick, now I have to hold my guts in because I split my sides laughing.

Also, Zekey said that today's your birthday. Congratulations man, have an all-10s review, a 5 votes and a spot on the favourites list as a present =)

W-P-S responds:

Thanks allot, pal! 8D

Yeah, my birthday is on the same date as clock day.. perhaps an astrological clue. D:

[ClockDay06: ZekeyCLOCK]

helo,,,,,,

A Happy belated Mass-Voting Day 2006 to you, my good inter-galactic reptile! Pretty interesting remix of 'Clocks', a very appropriate song for the occasi-*REALLY FUCKING LOUD NOISSSSSSSSSSE!!!!!!!*

["Turd of the Week"]

Grossly overrated.

This flash doesn't deserve anywhere NEAR the score it got. See, Newgrounds is a site where people can showcase animations. This is NOT a proper animation, but a collection of some text, some screenshots, some tweens, a very small amount of drawings (also tweened), and a little bit of the same stuff you were criticising. If anything, this 'flash' is much the same as the kind of material you're condemning content-wise.

Yet it has a much higher score, showing that a lot of people will vote high just because of a message they agree with, not because of a flash's actual quality, which is frankly pretty fucking lame. And you're hardly being mature about this, bragging about how your 'flash' deserves Daily Feature, Review Crew Pick and front page.

Not to mention you can't take any valid criticism, choosing instead to ignore it. Decent animators who make REAL flashes that are worthy of such merit aren't anywhere near as arrogant as you. Try to make something that's actually worthy of a bit of credit, THEN you can go and massage your ego.

Go on, give me some valid reasons why this flash, which is very similar to some that got Turd of the Week, deserves a whole 2 points or so better, honestly.

KKyuubi responds:

I understand what you are saying, I'm just mad at all those Star Syndicate guys who have broken my huge streak of great reviews on this movie by dissing it!