Jagazaar's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[$500,000,000.oo]

What a swell little flash.

I like stuff like this. All of the animation was frame-by-frame as far as I could tell, which shows that you actually put some effort into making this looping movie. The music was rather pleasant, adding a cheerful effect to the flash, and quite catchy too. Overall, a simple, pointlessly nice-natured little flash that made my day a bit brighter. Nice work!

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Thanks.

[Jetto Ninjin]

Hahaha, yessss

Wow, that was truly epic, indeed. I knew you all were working hard on this collab and was sure it'd be swell, but the end result was even better than I expected. Top-notch animation, plenty of hilarious random humour, and a pretty awesome song all blended in well to make this a truly enjoyable flash. Great work everyone, and congrats on the Daily Feature!

*5'd/10'd/fav'd 30% extra damage triple hit combo!!!!11*

Starberry responds:

mega combo attack flurry attack power strike

[R.I.P. Star Syndicate]

Lies! How dare you insult F00D!

Fat_Badger is the real enemy.

FatBadger responds:

what are those penis pumps that make your dick longer called? Are they just called penis pumps? Tellll meeeee!

>:(

[Intelligent Critique]

A great response to a pathetic review

Hahaha, that review in itself is great. Your 'interpretation' was bizarre, to say the least, but indeed well-executed. Even your dramatic reading of his idiotic words would've made this a worthwhile flash, but then you had to go and add a bunch of well-made random, warped yet strangely appropriate flash drawings to go with it. Nice going dick, now I have to hold my guts in because I split my sides laughing.

Also, Zekey said that today's your birthday. Congratulations man, have an all-10s review, a 5 votes and a spot on the favourites list as a present =)

W-P-S responds:

Thanks allot, pal! 8D

Yeah, my birthday is on the same date as clock day.. perhaps an astrological clue. D:

["Turd of the Week"]

Grossly overrated.

This flash doesn't deserve anywhere NEAR the score it got. See, Newgrounds is a site where people can showcase animations. This is NOT a proper animation, but a collection of some text, some screenshots, some tweens, a very small amount of drawings (also tweened), and a little bit of the same stuff you were criticising. If anything, this 'flash' is much the same as the kind of material you're condemning content-wise.

Yet it has a much higher score, showing that a lot of people will vote high just because of a message they agree with, not because of a flash's actual quality, which is frankly pretty fucking lame. And you're hardly being mature about this, bragging about how your 'flash' deserves Daily Feature, Review Crew Pick and front page.

Not to mention you can't take any valid criticism, choosing instead to ignore it. Decent animators who make REAL flashes that are worthy of such merit aren't anywhere near as arrogant as you. Try to make something that's actually worthy of a bit of credit, THEN you can go and massage your ego.

Go on, give me some valid reasons why this flash, which is very similar to some that got Turd of the Week, deserves a whole 2 points or so better, honestly.

KKyuubi responds:

I understand what you are saying, I'm just mad at all those Star Syndicate guys who have broken my huge streak of great reviews on this movie by dissing it!

[-Created-]

Simply masterful.

'You guys are gonna HATE this'? Fucking hardly. Straight to the top of the favourites list with this one, a 5 and a recommendation for the Experimental collection, methinks. I haven't yet taken the time to watch all of your other flashes, but this one is most likely the best serious-natured one you've made so far.

To be honest, I was kind of expecting this to be a mockery of the failings of evolution over time or some other such statement, but I rather like this little celebration of life. I often wonder where you get your inspiration for these experimental-styled flashes...

Anyways, onto the actual review. As usual, an amazing job done with the animation, it shows that you put a lot of effort into making this flash, with particular attention to detail. The creatures you used were certainly rather unique as promised and showed a good deal of originality (though to be honest, the little one-eyed blob-thing reminded me of a Pacman ghost =/). I loved the choice of music, it gave the movie a powerful supernatural feeling and added greatly to the overall effect.

I'd like to see this get a weekly award, but considering that Arfenhouse 6 just hit the portal, and Tomorrow's Nobodies 5 is on its way, you'll have tough competition. Good luck all the same though.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Pacman......GOST?

[a rotten toof]

Touche.

Yeah, I had a feeling that you'd make something like this at some point, it seems that you and your friends have nothing but hatred and bitterness for the Newgrounds community. Maybe I'm just more tolerant of idiotic people, who knows, but I actually quite like this site, and I have actually made some good friends here. I do agree with your message to an extent though, some of the reviews I've read have indeed proved your point, and gone into my 'stupid crap' document for later laughs.

Personally I think it's more your name and reputation than the series' that got this rather horrible little flash passed ("omg teh SS dey mas vote, ill pas it for teh point"), but I guess it's irrelevant, really. I'm hardly going to presume to tell you how to think, but I'd suggest you try to be more tolerant of some of the behaviour on Newgrounds, if anything it may help you feel a bit better about things in general.

Just a few thoughts and suggestions from a big fan =)

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

You are kidding right?
Look around you. There is SPRITE CARTOON where Mario is GOKU in the top 50.
There is a NARUTO FANFLASH in the top 50.
No, the fact that those peices of shit while monumental flash like "The Purple Tree Squirrel" and "PUSTOTA" remain unnoticed will always be why this website's members suck.
But then, you only joined in 2006.
Eventually you'll understand.

[Fap to NG acts: Pimp]

lol, another portal spam series in the making?

lmao, that was hilarious, in a stupid kind of way. The actual flash itself was fairly generic, but the humour was great, and made this flash worthwhile. I'd highly suggest you make a series out of this, it'd be great! I can already think of a few good users to parody, statwise:

LittleWashu
KWASKICK
ZeroAsALimit (don't be mean to the guy though, he's a good person)

But anyways, nice submission, hope to see develop into another series in the portal ;)

QwertyBoi responds:

Thanks I'm glad you enjoyed.

I'd like to make tons more but, I'm a busy man.

And yes, heh, those are good canidates. I can already think of some stuff to say about them but, I wouldn't want them to get all butthurt on me if I made one without their permission. :-\

[XTC Xtreme 5]

X-Naut is a flash god

-Casualty- already said what many of the flash community here at Newgrounds are thinking about this masterpiece in his review. X-Naut's flashes > all. That is all.

ViceFullbuster responds:

FAQ

[XTC Xtreme 4]

w00t, X-Naut's back!

Haha, awesome, I thought you'd quit making flash a while back. You should continue making these, see if you can obtain another TOTW next time!

ViceFullbuster responds:

I come and go.