Jagazaar's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

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Simply masterful.

'You guys are gonna HATE this'? Fucking hardly. Straight to the top of the favourites list with this one, a 5 and a recommendation for the Experimental collection, methinks. I haven't yet taken the time to watch all of your other flashes, but this one is most likely the best serious-natured one you've made so far.

To be honest, I was kind of expecting this to be a mockery of the failings of evolution over time or some other such statement, but I rather like this little celebration of life. I often wonder where you get your inspiration for these experimental-styled flashes...

Anyways, onto the actual review. As usual, an amazing job done with the animation, it shows that you put a lot of effort into making this flash, with particular attention to detail. The creatures you used were certainly rather unique as promised and showed a good deal of originality (though to be honest, the little one-eyed blob-thing reminded me of a Pacman ghost =/). I loved the choice of music, it gave the movie a powerful supernatural feeling and added greatly to the overall effect.

I'd like to see this get a weekly award, but considering that Arfenhouse 6 just hit the portal, and Tomorrow's Nobodies 5 is on its way, you'll have tough competition. Good luck all the same though.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Pacman......GOST?

[a rotten toof]

Touche.

Yeah, I had a feeling that you'd make something like this at some point, it seems that you and your friends have nothing but hatred and bitterness for the Newgrounds community. Maybe I'm just more tolerant of idiotic people, who knows, but I actually quite like this site, and I have actually made some good friends here. I do agree with your message to an extent though, some of the reviews I've read have indeed proved your point, and gone into my 'stupid crap' document for later laughs.

Personally I think it's more your name and reputation than the series' that got this rather horrible little flash passed ("omg teh SS dey mas vote, ill pas it for teh point"), but I guess it's irrelevant, really. I'm hardly going to presume to tell you how to think, but I'd suggest you try to be more tolerant of some of the behaviour on Newgrounds, if anything it may help you feel a bit better about things in general.

Just a few thoughts and suggestions from a big fan =)

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

You are kidding right?
Look around you. There is SPRITE CARTOON where Mario is GOKU in the top 50.
There is a NARUTO FANFLASH in the top 50.
No, the fact that those peices of shit while monumental flash like "The Purple Tree Squirrel" and "PUSTOTA" remain unnoticed will always be why this website's members suck.
But then, you only joined in 2006.
Eventually you'll understand.

[Fap to NG acts: Pimp]

lol, another portal spam series in the making?

lmao, that was hilarious, in a stupid kind of way. The actual flash itself was fairly generic, but the humour was great, and made this flash worthwhile. I'd highly suggest you make a series out of this, it'd be great! I can already think of a few good users to parody, statwise:

LittleWashu
KWASKICK
ZeroAsALimit (don't be mean to the guy though, he's a good person)

But anyways, nice submission, hope to see develop into another series in the portal ;)

QwertyBoi responds:

Thanks I'm glad you enjoyed.

I'd like to make tons more but, I'm a busy man.

And yes, heh, those are good canidates. I can already think of some stuff to say about them but, I wouldn't want them to get all butthurt on me if I made one without their permission. :-\

[Dailytoon #211]

lol, Ashford

Heheh, I've been following this little 'battle' since the beginning, and I must say, that was a pretty damned funny and clever jab you did with this flash. I seriously laughed out loud, especially at the end part. The fact that you did it in a somewhat tasteful and satirical manner as opposed to just showing him in compromising positions makes this daily toon all the better.

Also, lmao @ Ashford's review. Internet warfare, what a trivial concept! But anyways, looking forward to Ashford vs. Zerostar, may the best animator 'win' =)

[Dailytoon #210]

The first battle, huh?

Well, I must admit that while Ashford shows a good deal of promise, especially for a new flash user, I'll have to go with Starberry on this one. His part was overall more enjoyable and better thought-out.

Also, I must add, I really, REALLY don't care much for Ashford's attitude. He's being overly arrogant about this whole thing. That alone may be enough to guarantee his loss in this battle series. If he were more civil about the competition, and would actually show some respect for his 'enemies', I'd look on his ambition a bit more favourably. Seriously dude, chill the hell out, it's just the freaking internet, which as we all know is a silly place.

But anyway, these battles will give me more of an interest than usual in the portal over the next few weeks or however long they last, I look forward to seeing the next one. Best of luck to both sides! =)

[XTC Xtreme 5]

X-Naut is a flash god

-Casualty- already said what many of the flash community here at Newgrounds are thinking about this masterpiece in his review. X-Naut's flashes > all. That is all.

ViceFullbuster responds:

FAQ

[XTC Xtreme 4]

w00t, X-Naut's back!

Haha, awesome, I thought you'd quit making flash a while back. You should continue making these, see if you can obtain another TOTW next time!

ViceFullbuster responds:

I come and go.

[The Boy and his Dragon]

AHAHAHAHAHA! *Fav'd*

Best. Screamer. Ever. This one is clever, it fools you into thinking that it's a proper animation with a decent premise. The music's real quiet, so you turn up the volume. Then OMGWTFBBQ, the loud-add noise kicks in. This scared the crap out of me the first time. Now I show it to all my friends and laugh like a hyena.

[Dendyn Dynasties]

Wow, another Flash legend in the making...

So, this is but a preview of things to come? Holy hell, there's no question that if your next submissions are on the same level as this one or even better, then you're guaranteed to be a new fan favourite on Newgrounds.

The graphics were beautifully drawn and amazingly smooth, on a level that is almost unparalleled. There were no sound effects, but this being a preview, that's understandable and acceptable. The music was overall pretty good, and fit the mood of this trailer nicely.

I'm putting you into my favourites list, and I look forward greatly to your next submission!

[Phillip the Tennis Ball]

What the holy hell did I just watch?

I feel like my eyes just retracted into their sockets and attempted to strangle my brain =/

As usual, that was very well animated and stylishly done, but this work was even more random than the majority of your other animations, which is definitely saying something. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it a lot, but wow, you were right, it WAS weird as fuck. How bored were you and your friend when you recorded the original voices, anyway?

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Very!
Me and Wally were pals on the old weebl-stuff.com forums, where he got banned.
Then he rejoined like 2 years later, I found him on deviantart, and we've been doing random shite like this since.