SO. DAMN. HILARIOUS.
Hahahaha, I just played the original, and at first was like 'shit, another crappy dating sim', but then once I actually played it, I absolutely loved its brutally honest, sarcastic attitude towards the sad people that get off on this sort of thing.
Then I played this one, and damn near fell out of my chair laughing at the sheer contrast. 'Happy/Smile University'? 'The Peanut Butter Factory'? LMFAO! Thanks for providing me with the best laugh I've had in a while, good sir =)